I was so, so wrong

Hullo!

          Today will be a quick update from a blog I posted recently. The one about obsession. Y'see, I thought I knew what obsession was when it was relevant to Second Life. Someone would talk about you for maybe a week because you wrecked them in an argument, then eventually they realize that I treat arguments like one stands. If it's shit, I won't be coming back and I'll try and stay away from you, maybe laugh at you every now and then. But if it was good, I'll definitely be all over you again. I thought the obsession was generally in my hands. I was so wrong.

In the past week, I have had 3 different types of obsession launched upon me. I guess we should start with the first one. Mr. Bones. The guy who was (out of the 200,000 regulars on SL) supposed to be able to beat me. The same guy who I ripped for 30 minutes before he muted me and left. I've had better arguments with disabled people than that. So anyway, as you know Bones created a blog on me. That's a bad sign right there. From ONE argument, he created a blog about me. Albeit, it's a shit blog that no one reads (he even put a counter on it and sat there refreshing the page 1000 times. Yes. 1000.) So I buried him in a blog. I was done with him. Now, his obsession has come to the point where he is creating alts, to travel to where I am, to crash the sim, just so he believes he's getting one up on me. Bare in mind ladies and cunts, this guy is at least 30. I had a conversation with his alt. It'll be at the end of this blog. For now? One song springs to mind when I think about Bones now. Would you all kindly listen to the lyrics? :)

Moving on, the next obsession comes our from California. sweetlips Ruby. For you who don't know, this is a middle aged woman who believes she's the Mariah Carey of SL. She seems to think that if you IM her and mention ANYTHING sexual, that you want to full on bang her silly. Regardless. I'll let her do the talking in the point of references below. Just know this, she spend 3, long, dragging hours talking about myself and Lyric. She was literally telling anyone who would listen that Lyric is 16 and that I'm 20. Wanna know where she got those golden nuggets of info? THIS BLOG! I shit you not, she read the joke where I said that Lyric had just turned 16 22 and took it serious. Yeah, that's what we're dealing with here. For any of you wondering by the way, I am 19 and Lyric is 22. So you'll see exactly how retarded she is when she keeps calling me a 'child molestor'. Again, check the references below. 

FINALLY! Just a quick mention to this guy. I know he reads my blog. hisPANIC Button. I will start this by saying one thing which I should have told you loooong ago. Y'know when you were with Nicola? I fucked her, well, technically, she fucked me. Ask her, let's see how much of a friend she is to you. You are the dumbest bastard on the planet and I fucked your girlfriend. But on the real though, I got bored of her just like you, and I can't hate you cause you look like David Otunga. By the way though, I fucked your girlfriend. By all means, if you want the convo, IM me. It was... well... I know I was good. As for her? Not so much.

That's about it. I know it was long, but so am I. We have something quite cool planned, interviews! Look for that in the next 7 days. The Loon has a wedding to go to so she's quite busy. Me? I wanked 11 times yesterday.

OH! & we found out something hilarious! Hazel Romano of Zebrasil fame is a man! Also found out that she fucks anything that comes into the hub. Proof? The conversation is down there silly arses! Why are you reading this when you come be down there lulling!? Harold Romano lives on.

Jett? Seriously, okay... man to man? I SEEN YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TITS!

The Funny Stuff!

Bones;

[18:27]  Callum Ohmai: L

[18:27]  Callum Ohmai: M

[18:27]  Callum Ohmai: A

[18:27]  Callum Ohmai: O

[18:27]  Callum Ohmai: Good job tithead.

[18:54]  DracBad: well writing blogs gets u in a mess on sl if u havnt noticed

[18:54]  DracBad: so i hope u enjoy castle valeria

[18:54]  DracBad: and bear

[18:54]  DracBad: when u are gettin brashed

[18:54]  Callum Ohmai: BRASHED.

[18:54]  DracBad: and crashed

[18:54]  DracBad: lol

[18:54]  Callum Ohmai: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

[18:55]  DracBad: your gay man admit it

[18:55]  DracBad: u want it up the ass

[18:55]  DracBad: u do

[18:55]  DracBad: i can tell

[18:55]  Callum Ohmai: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

[18:55]  DracBad: and u already sucked a dick in rl

[18:55]  DracBad: lol

[18:55]  DracBad: im a ghost

[18:55]  DracBad: lol

[18:55]  Callum Ohmai: and you're Bones.

[18:55]  Callum Ohmai: LMAO

[18:55]  Callum Ohmai: IT'S CLOBBERING TIMEEEE!

[18:55]  DracBad: yes im bones

[18:55]  DracBad: :P

[18:56]  DracBad: u hang in bnear castle valeria and zebra

[18:56]  Callum Ohmai: The only manc bastard to sit there and obsess over two people younger than him.

[18:56]  DracBad: u are on these hours and about 4 h ours before

[18:56]  DracBad: so i have plenty of time to lock some shit on u

[18:57]  Callum Ohmai: lock some shit.

[18:57]  DracBad: and ur girl in rl is gonna get so fucked over putting her voice on that blog

[18:57]  DracBad: i hope when she has issues u wont feel like a dumb fuck

[18:57]  Callum Ohmai: Same things you said to her then?

[18:57]  DracBad: well i made u leave didnt i

[18:57]  DracBad: u completly left

[18:57]  DracBad: lol

[18:57]  Callum Ohmai: Not really... I just went to a different hub, TP'd people and continued talking.

[18:58]  Callum Ohmai: I mean, come on buddy.

[18:59]  DracBad: u will run out of infohiubs

[18:59]  DracBad: i will find u

[19:00]  DracBad: i have 70 alts

[19:00]  Callum Ohmai: Lmao!

[19:00]  Callum Ohmai: I have got bones obsessed with me.

[19:00]  Callum Ohmai: This, is, perfection.

[21/06/2011 03:26:45] Drums Del Rey™: [19:23]  DracBad: where do u hide

[19:23]  DracBad: i guess u have to hang where no one rezzes aws

[19:23]  DracBad: cause if you wanna hnag in bear

[19:24]  DracBad: or zebrasil

[19:24]  DracBad: or castle valeria

[19:24]  DracBad: its not gonna happen

[19:24]  DracBad: so now u are stuck in some shithole

[19:24]  DracBad: with only who u can tp in

[19:24]  DracBad: which i bet is about 3 people

[19:24]  DracBad: lol

[19:24]  DracBad: aws

[19:24]  Callum Ohmai: Obsessed.

[19:24]  DracBad: oh ur so done man

[19:24]  DracBad: if u enjoyed bear ur not

[19:25]  DracBad: if u enjoyed anyone i find u in

[19:25]  DracBad: u will not be there

[19:25]  Callum Ohmai: anyone.

[19:25]  DracBad: anywhere

[19:25]  DracBad: how many is aroun du now huh

[19:25]  DracBad: lol

[19:25]  Callum Ohmai: Well, bed time for me, have fun wanking over me.

[19:25]  DracBad: not many right

[19:25]  DracBad: oh ill be here tomorrow looking for u

[19:25]  DracBad: this is ur time

[19:25]  Callum Ohmai: Looking for me.

[19:25]  Callum Ohmai: LMAO.

[19:26]  DracBad: i know i kept u up an hour

[19:26]  Callum Ohmai: The most pathetic man, ever.

[19:26]  DracBad: u areon 6 hours ago till now

[19:26]  Callum Ohmai: Nah, I'll just be watching Wrestling. o.o

[19:26]  DracBad: lol why dont u come out of the closet?

[19:26]  DracBad: you have homosexual tendencys

Hazel and sweetlips;

[17:27]  Hazel Romano: she ok on her own

[17:27]  sweetlips Ruby: this explaines why she doesn't work and callum is paying her to be his whore lol

[17:28]  sweetlips Ruby: she stated he bought her plane ticket and food expense to meet him

[17:28]  sweetlips Ruby: and he went on to say he pays for her hair, shoes etc here

[17:28]  sweetlips Ruby: so actually that would explain it all

[17:29]  sweetlips Ruby: she's only 16 here in US u cant have a bank acct until u'r 18

[17:29]  Hazel Romano: you`ll notice ruby when things arnt in HIS favour how hes SOOOOO quite lolol

[17:29]  Hazel Romano: see hes like a lot of men

[17:29]  sweetlips Ruby: that explains why he buys her hair etc

[17:30]  Hazel Romano: only brow beat girls but whaen we band together he dissaperars lolol

*Callum Ohmai was on voice.*

[17:30]  Lyric von Liechtenstein (lyric.loon): hazel, enable voice :D

[17:30]  sweetlips Ruby: this really upsets me cause im a builder here and i've put alot of money in LL to be able to do those things but this is making me not want to come anymroe

[17:31]  sweetlips Ruby: where are they anyway ? hes usually yelling in chat at me by now

[17:32]  sweetlips Ruby: threatening me

[17:32]  sweetlips Ruby: damn i wish i had my headset

[17:32]  Hazel Romano: who`s threating you ruby??

[17:32]  Lyric von Liechtenstein (lyric.loon): threating.

[17:32]  sweetlips Ruby: callum he always does

[17:32]  Hazel Romano: callum??

[17:32]  sweetlips Ruby: and he makes racial comments

[17:32]  sweetlips Ruby: yes callum

[17:33]  Bumpkin Bigbear: threatening*

[17:33]  Hazel Romano: I have profe where hes threatened to PUNCH me as well

[17:33]  Hazel Romano: its all ther time stamperd as well

[17:33]  sweetlips Ruby: he told me he will hunt me down kill my babies and shove down my throat wearing a sheet and burn a cross on my lawn

[17:33]  sweetlips Ruby: hes racist

[17:34]  sweetlips Ruby: callum loves calling people nigger, sand nigger, and spics

[17:34]  Hazel Romano: good its all to the better as it adds to his demise the more ppl he turns against him the berrtr

[17:34]  sweetlips Ruby: its really disturbing hes sick

[17:34]  Hazel Romano: good then report it now

[17:35]  sweetlips Ruby: oh i already have along with others

[17:36]  Hazel Romano: yes he is sick ive told you this before hes a perverted sick racist even Jurassic here reported him for racial Hatered against the frence but SL did nothing

[17:36]  sweetlips Ruby: callum and lyric forget that there is many nationalities from all over the world here in sl

[17:36]  sweetlips Ruby: well i'm sure if they get enough reports something will done

17:37]  sweetlips Ruby: i reported someone here before didn't thin sl would do anything but they sent me an email stating it was taken care of

[17:37]  Hazel Romano: well remember shes only a child and knows now better si Ignore her but he knos=ws better see hes things its great fun and feeds off your indignance

[17:37]  sweetlips Ruby: yeah i know

[17:38]  sweetlips Ruby: i'm really shocked that she is only 16 in rl

[17:38]  sweetlips Ruby: disturbing

[17:39]  Hazel Romano: yes she shouldnt be here and Ive reportewd her for underage

[17:39]  sweetlips Ruby: i wonder how he would handle callum calling him a nigger

[17:39]  Hazel Romano: hopefully she`ll be banned till 18

[17:40]  sweetlips Ruby: callum

[17:40]  Hazel Romano: wel callum is a black person anyway

[17:40]  sweetlips Ruby: hes racist

[17:40]  sweetlips Ruby: callum is black?

[17:40]  littleprincesl: callum has 16?

[17:40]  Hazel Romano: so I wonder wqhy hes as racist as he is against his own colour?

[17:41]  sweetlips Ruby: he told me hes swedish

[17:41]  Hazel Romano: callum is a black man and 20

[17:41]  sweetlips Ruby: hmm and he has nerve to call others nigger and spic ? lol

[17:44]  sweetlips Ruby: hazel do you have voice?

[17:45]  Hazel Romano: nope why?

[17:45]  sweetlips Ruby: cause i wanted to know if callum was on voice

[17:46]  Hazel Romano: My King`s got involved now and hes quite attached in SL as well

[17:46]  Hazel Romano: I crtyed

[17:46]  Hazel Romano: cried

[17:48]  Hazel Romano: callum a born coward ignore him as I do

[17:48]  Hazel Romano: and lyric is only a child so leave her alone

[17:48]  Hazel Romano: shes is being lead by him its not her fault

[17:49]  sweetlips Ruby: they really need to check into her acct.

[17:49]  Hazel Romano: Oh Yes its underway as wel speak

[17:49]  sweetlips Ruby: and his too he probably has child porn

[17:49]  sweetlips Ruby: perv

*Making light of child pornography.*

[17:49]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): Hazel Romano & sweetlips Ruby have been talking about Callum Ohmai & Lyric Loon for 70 minutes now.

[17:49]  Hazel Romano: Ive been lenient uptill now but hes upsetting to many newbies

[17:50]  Hazel Romano: hey ruby see what I mean callum only smi;le

[17:51]  Hazel Romano: just a not nice person I told you ignore him

[17:51]  LadybossRaetae: they like u callum

[17:51]  Hazel Romano: hahahah your got it in one hun

[17:51]  Hazel Romano: we love him really

[17:51]  LadybossRaetae: ignore the bitches

[17:52]  sweetlips Ruby: lol hazel

[17:52]  Hazel Romano: Oooo,,, anf who or should i say which alt are you?

[17:52]  Hazel Romano: hes to scared to speak for himself see girsl hehehhe

[17:53]  Hazel Romano: hahahahha stands up

*Anyone who disagrees with them is an alt of mine.*

[17:53]  Lyric von Liechtenstein (lyric.loon): raetae tell hazel that its not callum's fault that she refuses to go on voice

[17:53]  LadybossRaetae: shes a guy maybe

[17:54]  sweetlips Ruby: whos a guy lady?

[17:54]  Hazel Romano: hahahahah he=y child be quiet you should be in BED not here with ADULTS so be quite your illegal

[17:54]  LadybossRaetae: who the cap fit let them wear it

[17:54]  Hazel Romano: god KIDS

[17:55]  LadybossRaetae: ** No No No No No No No No No No **

[17:55]  LadybossRaetae: oh shes not talking to me

[17:55]  LadybossRaetae: i'll slap a bitch

[17:55]  Hazel Romano: muhahahaha :)~~~~

[17:55]  Hazel Romano: such a front on then she3s only a baby cant even VOTE yet

[17:56]  sweetlips Ruby: lady u taling to me?

[17:56]  sweetlips Ruby: *talking

[17:56]  LadybossRaetae: do u want me to talk to u sweetlips?

[17:57]  LadybossRaetae: if ur that bored

[17:57]  sweetlips Ruby: no just wondering who u were talking to

[17:58]  sweetlips Ruby: u dont have to get all ugly lady

[17:59]  sweetlips Ruby: is callum an lyric here on voice?

[17:59]  sweetlips Ruby: my headset is broken i cant hear

[17:59]  sweetlips Ruby: but let me fill u in chow

[17:59]  sweetlips Ruby: lyric is really 16 yrs old in RL

[18:00]  sweetlips Ruby: and callum is 20

[18:00]  Chowder Button: Ih Hell

[18:00]  sweetlips Ruby: and shes not suppose to be here

[18:00]  sweetlips Ruby: cause of her age

[18:00]  sweetlips Ruby: and he should be locked up

[18:00]  LadybossRaetae: they have a age limit here?

[18:00]  sweetlips Ruby: cause he's sick

[18:01]  sweetlips Ruby: and to top it all off chow

[18:01]  sweetlips Ruby: callum is racist as heck

[18:02]  sweetlips Ruby: he calls people nigger, sand nigger,spic

[18:02]  LadybossRaetae: hehe

[18:02]  sweetlips Ruby: on voice and in text

[18:02]  Chowder Button: Wow

[18:03]  sweetlips Ruby: u know angel chow, he calls her nigger

[18:03]  LadybossRaetae: am black, he talks to me

[18:03]  sweetlips Ruby: lol yeah right lady

[18:03]  LadybossRaetae: hehe

[18:03]  sweetlips Ruby: cause u'r his alt

[18:03]  sweetlips Ruby: or u allowed him to talk nasty to u

[18:04]  sweetlips Ruby: cause see lad

[18:04]  sweetlips Ruby: heds a pig

[18:04]  LadybossRaetae: remember my english callum, not so good

[18:05]  sweetlips Ruby: and wants to talk to women however he wants

[18:05]  Chowder Button: I didnt realize yall were children

[18:06]  Hazel Romano: Ok Girls this adult is off to bed and I assume the kid is Truenting from scvhool so i`ll reoret here as well thru the schools net now as shes should be in schoolo...... night girls

[18:06]  Hazel Romano: tomorrow girls and adult guyse kisses all

[18:07]  LadybossRaetae: think hazel needs to go back to school

[18:07]  sweetlips Ruby: becasue he was able to buy his friendship with his 16 yr old gf lyric

[18:07]  sweetlips Ruby:       ☆..·:::··☼Goodnight☆..·:::··☼

[18:07]  sweetlips Ruby: hazel tc

[18:08]  sweetlips Ruby: so anyways chowder

[18:08]  sweetlips Ruby: and lady

[18:08]  sweetlips Ruby: did i break it down for u enough?

[18:08]  Chowder Button: Yes

[18:08]  Chowder Button: I understand

[18:08]  sweetlips Ruby: lyric is 16 yr oldwhore

[18:08]  LadybossRaetae: ** No No No No No No No No No No **

[18:08]  LadybossRaetae: i wasnt paying attention

[18:09]  sweetlips Ruby: and callum is 20

[18:09]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): I'm 19...

[18:09]  Sir Callum von Liechtenstein (callum.ohmai): Why would I say I'm younger than I'm supposed to be..

[18:09]  sweetlips Ruby: and it came out of both of their mouths that he buys her eerything

[18:09]  LadybossRaetae: how do u know their age?

[18:09]  sweetlips Ruby: *everthing

[18:09]  sweetlips Ruby: oh hes not ashamed lady

[18:27]  sweetlips Ruby: so where was i?

[18:27]  sweetlips Ruby: aww where did my friend bump go?

[18:28]  sweetlips Ruby: is that 16 yr old whore and her master still here?

[18:29]  sweetlips Ruby: callum IM me talking like a dirty pig

[18:29]  sweetlips Ruby: and i didn't respond so he got mad and started threatening me

[18:30]  sweetlips Ruby: and then angel came and he started calling her racial things

[18:30]  sweetlips Ruby: then he had the odesity to say i doctored his notecard up

[18:31]  sweetlips Ruby: cause he thought i would run to his 16 yr old gf and tell her

[18:31]  Lyric von Liechtenstein (lyric.loon): she DID tell me, lawl

[18:31]  Lyric von Liechtenstein (lyric.loon): failed attempt though

[18:31]  sweetlips Ruby: but i could careless cause i'm sure if these 2 get enough reports to LL they will banned for good

[18:32]  sweetlips Ruby: and i'm sure they're already checking lyrics acct. to make sure she is of age to be here

[18:32]  Chowder Button: That is for her own safety

[18:32]  sweetlips Ruby: safety?

[18:33]  sweetlips Ruby: she has him buying her everything why would she not feel safe?

[18:33]  sweetlips Ruby: yes and sl is an ADULT game

[18:35]  sweetlips Ruby: he got tired of a 16 yr old sexually harrassing him?

[18:35]  sweetlips Ruby: lol

[18:41]  sweetlips Ruby: he called me a spic, nigger, sand nigger

[18:41]  LadybossRaetae: do u know paulie b?

[18:41]  LadybossRaetae: i've seen u before

[18:42]  sweetlips Ruby: dont know paulie b

*Callum sings on mic.*

[18:42]  LadybossRaetae: i love it

[18:42]  LadybossRaetae: sing more

[18:43]  sweetlips Ruby: wonder how many women callum tries to screw when his 16 yr isn't here

[18:44]  sweetlips Ruby: and who knows who else hes offered to pay to be his personal whore

[18:47]  sweetlips Ruby: they will confirm this behavior from callum and lyric

[18:47]  SophiaMontag: ?

[18:47]  sweetlips Ruby: hes very racist

[18:48]  LadybossRaetae: are u black ruby?

[18:48]  SophiaMontag: can't she hear you hrself?

[18:48]  sweetlips Ruby: dont worry about what i am lady

[18:48]  SophiaMontag: herself*

[18:48]  sweetlips Ruby: should it matter what nationality i am?

[18:50]  SophiaMontag: is that supposed to be hispanic?

[18:50]  sweetlips Ruby: well spic is usually a very ugly word for puerto ricans

[18:50]  Chowder Button: Even Callum would have to admit that he is extreemly racist

[18:50]  sweetlips Ruby: but dumbass callum

[18:50]  sweetlips Ruby: thinks that all hispanics r spics

[18:50]  sweetlips Ruby: and that they are alllllllllllllllllll illegal aliends

[18:50]  SophiaMontag: btw sweet lips

[18:50]  LadybossRaetae: callum is very nice

[18:50]  sweetlips Ruby: and they all swam across the border etc

[18:51]  sweetlips Ruby: yes lady i'm telling u probably because u have allowed him to degrade u with his sexual comments

[18:52]  sweetlips Ruby: hes sick

[18:52]  LadybossRaetae: hehe

Hazel's Fuck Bud, Ashish aka. The Playa from the Himalayas;

[2011-06-20 06:22:13]  Callum Ohmai: By the way.

[2011-06-20 06:22:20]  Callum Ohmai: EVeryone here has fucked Hazel.

[2011-06-20 06:22:23]  Callum Ohmai: Don't be that guy.

[2011-06-20 06:23:00]  Ashish Eberhardt: what do you mean?

[2011-06-20 06:23:14]  Callum Ohmai: You're sitting there in Hazel's IM's.

[2011-06-20 06:23:40]  Ashish Eberhardt: Tell me in plain words, what you want to say

[2011-06-20 06:23:50]  Callum Ohmai: That sentence didn't make sense.

[2011-06-20 06:24:14]  Callum Ohmai: I'm saying, I've wrote your name down to go on my blog as guy number 17 who Hazel has fucked in 2 months.

[2011-06-20 06:24:54]  Ashish Eberhardt: so Hazel is like a free bird

[2011-06-20 06:24:57]  Ashish Eberhardt: I like that

[2011-06-20 06:31:44]  Callum Ohmai: LMAO!

[2011-06-20 06:31:56]  Callum Ohmai: That, can happily go on my blog.

[2011-06-20 06:32:15]  Ashish Eberhardt: why you care so much about her?

[2011-06-20 06:32:28]  Callum Ohmai: She's an insecure older woman.

[2011-06-20 06:32:32]  Callum Ohmai: How can you not?

[2011-06-20 06:32:42]  Ashish Eberhardt: how old is she?

[2011-06-20 06:32:56]  Callum Ohmai: At least 50.

[2011-06-20 06:33:20]  Ashish Eberhardt: you don't know her correct age, but you know how many men she slept with

[2011-06-20 06:33:32]  Callum Ohmai: I do know her correct age.

[2011-06-20 06:33:36]  Callum Ohmai: Stop trying to be intelligent.

[2011-06-20 06:33:47]  Callum Ohmai: You're not, you're over there trying to be charming to have a wank over Hazel.

[2011-06-20 06:34:20]  Ashish Eberhardt: I already had a couple of times. Did you have at least once?

[2011-06-20 06:34:32]  Callum Ohmai: You're making a fool of yourself sir.

[2011-06-20 06:34:41]  Callum Ohmai: and you're making Hazel look even more pathetic than she is.

hisPANIC Button;

[2010/09/25 1:41]  hisPANIC Button: nigga u aint fuckin nada

[2010/09/25 1:41]  Callum Ohmai: LMFAO

[2010/09/25 1:41]  hisPANIC Button: ill fuck your whole family then dig up your ancestors and skull fuck them too

[2010/09/25 1:46]  Callum Ohmai: Calm down, esse.

[2010/09/25 1:46]  hisPANIC Button: but i see how a faggot like you could get easily confused

[2010/09/25 1:47]  Callum Ohmai: Gay jokes from a dopey mexican...

[2010/09/25 1:47]  Callum Ohmai: Lulz.

[2010/09/25 1:47]  hisPANIC Button: its not a joke... its an observation

[2010/09/25 1:48]  Callum Ohmai: No, it's a joke, cause if I've fucked Nic, how do you come to the conclusion that I'm gay?

[2010/09/25 1:48]  hisPANIC Button: cause nic is a man!

[2010/09/25 1:48]  hisPANIC Button: LOL

[2010/09/25 1:48]  hisPANIC Button: LOL

[2010/09/25 1:48]  Callum Ohmai: Hey, I was bored.

[2010/09/25 1:48]  hisPANIC Button: LOL

Controlling Couples;

Hello der! We need to talk...

One common misconception about mine and the Loon's relationship is that I control her. In the latest blog entry, we talk about controlling relationships on Second Life. It felt a little bit rushed, but I'm sure we can always come back to it. Three couples come under fire:

Hope you get something from it. 

I looked up and saw Rihanna's breasts as I wrote this, they are some weird babies.

Show some E-Love to my bandwagon hoppers:

http://gettingbit.blogspot.com/ - Surreal Skytower, the leader of the he-man woman haters club.

http://parisbrunsenworld.blogspot.com/ - Paris Brunsen, bi-polar, in more ways than one.

http://callumohmai.blogspot.com/ - Bones, he's trying to get himself clean, please donate 1 pound a month for this unfortunate looking heroin addict. 

http://grumpybumpy.blogspot.com/ - Bumpkin Bigbear, claims he's going to show me how to blog, in other words, he created the blog in the hope he'd get some recognition from me. Here it is son! Enjoy! Hopefully one day, with today's technology, you'll be able to make E-Sex feel more real.

You? - I'm not a hater, promise. If you make a blog and I find it and it's clearly a rip off of mine, I'll happily plug you here.

FEEDBAX & STUFFS!

Amilia Brum: Im just reading Bones's blog now.

Callum Ohmai: Why aren't you laughing? It's hilarious... laugh...

Amilia Brum: It's... just not funny... how old is he?

[2011-06-09 22:25:59]  baphgate Daines: I got one question? is that asian guy you

[2011-06-09 22:26:02]  baphgate Daines: on your page

[2011-06-09 22:26:10]  Callum Ohmai: Yep.

[2011-06-09 22:26:13]  Callum Ohmai: Obviously.

[2011-06-09 22:26:24]  baphgate Daines: so why are you acting british

[2011-06-09 22:26:35]  Callum Ohmai: Baphgate - The only guy out of 200,000 people to be so dumb that he believes Bones.

[2011-06-09 04:11:20]  Becca Alderton: u didnt hurt me

[2011-06-09 04:11:36]  Becca Alderton: im made if tough stuff, u got me pissed

[2011-06-09 04:12:22]  Becca Alderton: thats more dangerous then hurting me

[2011-06-09 04:12:37]  Callum Ohmai: You kept trying to flirt with me.

[2011-06-09 04:12:45]  Becca Alderton: yup im a flirt

[2011-06-09 04:12:51]  Becca Alderton: ask about

[2011-06-09 04:13:00]  Becca Alderton: if i no someone i flirt

Obsession - The Story Of Bones

We're back! FINALLY!

With the help of the Loon, I got maself an audio recorder. Not much has really happened since the last blog. Myself and the Loon haven't been so much busy, more... lazy. But we're back. This is something you have to see. A middle aged man obsessed over myself and the Loon. Who's 22, not 16. Jesus, some people can't take a joke. Anyway! Go visit this NOW! http://callumohmai.blogspot.com/ - It's the best, most childish thing ever.

I think it's safe to say that Mr. Bones is a fucking disgrace. No doubt he'll wank himself silly over the video, but we had lots of laughs about his obsession towards me and the Loon. Hope you enjoyed it too.

Love you lots like jelly twats.

Links & Pics:

Lyric's first ticket - http://i52.tinypic.com/hs8fn7.jpg

Lyric's second ticket - http://i54.tinypic.com/r2qq91.jpg

Give Bones some love, he clearly doesn't get any from anybody else from his pictures and his personality - http://i55.tinypic.com/xc7trd.png

Lyric's shirt in my room

My shirt's in the Loon's room

Bones with his covered face. Don't worry, his face is as greasy as the Pizza

Oh, and look what we found. Proof that bones looks twice his actual age. 

I mean, come on buddy!

So, with the Loon's school year over, we're gonna start getting back into the habit of doing more blogs.

What have we been up to? Hanging out, the usual really, we had our 6th month anniversary, I got her a Banksy Canvas, Roses and she got me a pair of Dogtags. Quick funny story, we both got eachother another present, and we had no idea what the other was getting, no hints were given or anything, a couple of days before the anniversary, I said 'what would you do if we got eachother the same present?' and then as the days passed, it became apparent that we had infact got eachother a copy of Banksy's book 'Wall and Piece' (Buy it. It's funny, interesting and beautiful.). But yeah, apart from that, we haven't been up to much, Doctor Who season started so we've been watching that (and laughing at it!). Also, Lyric turned 16 22 on the 7th, so now she's one step closer to no longer being outside of 55aaa's 'if you are younger 23, you're game for me.' club.

But really, what I wanted to post this blog about was girls who think they can get to me through Lyric, just because you have a pair or jugs and a twat, doesn't mean Lyric will believe you if you throw together a poorly doctored conversation. In the past DAY, we've had TWO Doctored conversations, one from Eln Alter (A man who seems to enjoy being a woman on SL), who actually went as far as to edit the history on his viewer to try and hurt me through Lyric. Did it work? Nah, we figured it out then laughed about the big dirty creeper. The second one came from a girl who goes by the name of Cunundrum Aoi and yep, she is as retarded as her spelling of conundrum. This one occurred while I was, get this, ON SKYPE, to Lyric, apparently, I had a full fledged conversation with her while talking to Lyric. This girl proved how slow in the head she is. Anyway, girls, guys, 55aaa, you must understand that nothing, absolutely nothing you do or say in your second life will cause Lyric to break up with me, the sooner you learn this the better, cause you look like a real twat when you do it.

I think I'll leave this one short, well, short for me. Thankyou for all your view and comments.

Oh and for the people who asked 'Who's next?' well, I'm gonna get some feedback about this one from friends, but I will give you the options I'll give them:

Harrison 'Fuckin'' Digfoot - The Legend of a musician from Georgia who just wanted to feel loved, instead, he spent his entire Second Life being laughed at by... everyone.
Sammi 'Little bit more than backward' Niven - The story of misconception, how I took credit for 'killing' the Bear infohub, when in actuality, Sammi killed it by simply being herself there.
Nicola 'I'm white, I promise!' Ravinelli - The tragic tale of how a thirty-something mother and wife became corrupted by second life, cheating on her husband with any man that will give her the time of day. In her eyes, sadly, her kid barely exists.


So there you go, get back to me and tell me who you believe should be next for us to talk about.

SpaffOnYouLater

Trashmack Nordenskiold: HA'WAY MAN! WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MORE BLOGS DONE!?
Gillotine Sauber: lad im gay for your blog
RaeTae: yo callum, i been reading your blog and wanted you to do morreee they funny!
Surreal Skytower: *Pumps some weights.* Callum, you destroyed me, I admit it... me and Anya... *Punches kid in face.* are doing swimmingly, she's passive. *Flexes pecs.*
Daniel Metaluna: Just Read Your Blog!? Keep Pwning NËBS!!!!!!
CJ Lacombe: Your blog is as funny as anything, heh.
Debbie Platthy: eh callum i might have 350kids all on the wellfare but we all read your blog. brb while i make another alt to sneak into bear 'unrecognized' coz am debbeh plaffy an i fancy germans who fretten to hack ppl.


These are just a few of the comments I've received on Skype/SL, you've got to love it. :D

Do the walk, do the talk.

Sorry! I honestly am, myself and the Loon have been ultra busy, but not without good reason! The Loon is about to go on Spring vacation so we, being the mad bastardo's we are, are going to meet up again. Yep, tomorrow infact. But enough about us meeting, I have excuses to make!

We haven't made a proper entry because the Loon has been catching up on homework, so blame the cast of Philadelphia for her being busy. As for me? blame Deadpool and Venom, I've discovered comic books! XD

Anyway, I have a topic for you today, as you've seen from the title, it quite literally relates to myself and Lyric. I see on Second Life, there are pretty much two kinds of people, those who have relationships and those who don't. Today we'll be focussing on the people who do.

Why, if you're in an online relationship, do you never meet up? Why do you constantly write in your profiles that you can't live without eachother, but you can't even gather up a bit of money and see eachother? The answers are simple. You either have someone in real life and you get some sort of sick pleasure about being with someone on Second Life or simply, you don't 'love' the person as much as you say you do. Myself and the Loon were together ONE month when she came here. Do we have all the money in the world? Fuck no, I have barely any and the loon had to work her arse off to get the money together, but the point is, we made it work. 

So just a little quickie today, on the plus side, with the loon arriving tomorrow, we should be able to smash another entry out pretty soon. Thankyou for all the views, now over 800! Which means that 45 views a day! I'm happy with that! :D I think, seeing as he made a blog about us, I'll keep count every time I do an entry.

Callum: 819

Surreal: 359

Stay chooned!

Love from the Ohmaiasaurus

We're not dead, we merely sleep, rousing!

Fuck me it's early and I'm tired.

Just a swift little update to say that me and the Loon are not dead, we simply were spending the weekend either busy or together, we spent Friday and watched a fucking dreadful movie called The Marine starring WWE™ Star and all round steroid abuser John Cena (also an icon and masturbation material of one Surreal Skytower. XD). Nonetheless, unless you abuse your partners and children, don't watch this movie.

I spent last night with my friend DB Da Troot so I wasn't really in my fresno state-of-mind to do a Blog post. 

We should be hitting out a couple of posts this week, thanks to the near 500 readers of the blog.

We're debating right now what story to tell next. One involves Dirty Talk, one involves a psycho bitch and one involves a balding, trailer living, harmonica playing, non-hygiening, woman stalking, Callum avoiding SONOFABITCH! 

Wait and see. 

BAI!

Fun fact of the day; I trimmed my pubes recently, do you shave yours? And I'd like you to spell that phonetically. ;)

Swift Update

A few people have asked me about Surreal's latest Blog posts, the guy is obsessed, he's been begging people to come and look at it, even people who don't know me, thus rendering his Blog irrelevant to them! Also, LBMelody is about as credible as Hitler at temple, completely doctored. 

The Anna one is true, but I do ask all of you to go to her profile, Anna Ramona and look at her first life, she looks like Hugh Jackman's daughter. 

Agony Sunkiller, we'll get to him another day, cross dresser.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, head on over to http://gettingbit.blogspot.com/ and check out the 5 Blogs Surreal has written on me. It's a bit grim that even when I've plugged him twice, he still has half the views as I do (Which, as of right now, he has 222.). Fo'shame. Also, he forced his E-Lover to be a 'fan' of his, I assume out of fear of being punched or having the kids get beaten, you know what happens when Surreal doesn't get his way. So, starting tomorrow, when I wake up, I begin forming my 'team'. :D

Ah well, life goes on. Night.

#2b: He's done, call the medics, call the police, someone protect his daughters

Myself and the Loon figured that it'd be pretty quick for the Alpha-male'ing-woman-beating-children-abusing dirtbag to respond, but this time, he came weak. We threw all the facts in his face, the fact that he abuses his kid, the fact that he can ONLY attack women and unstable men like Harrison fuckin' Digfoot. But the poor bastard had to resort to lies in the three entries he posted about myself and the Loon. This time? much like his real life relationship, he was shit.

He didn't address his blatantly doctored conversation, he didn't address the fact that he got a good 12 minutes of myself talking and maybe 2 of Lyric, yet he once again pointed most of his argument towards the Loon, proving our point once again that he can only attack women. 

Surreal, this one is going to be short and sweet, we couldn't even be bothered with a audio response to you, so instead of saying 'SO MANY PPL LIEK MY BLOG FIND IT SO FUNNY EVEN THO DA ONLY TOO PPL 2 TLK 2  R DEBBIE DA DYKE N' FIDDY FIVE TRIPLE EH!'

You try and play on insecurities and fail miserably because if you knew either me or Lyric, you'd know the only people we need are each other, we don't care if Fiddy mutes us, we don't care if you mute us, in fact, we laugh about it quite a lot.

Say what you want about us having 'too much time on our hands', but you're the one with at least one other avatar, you're the one with a girlfriend in real life AND in Second Life. You're the one is proud of the fact that you cheat on your first life partner with someone in Second Life. Most of all though, the thing that makes myself and the Loon a billion times better than you, is the fact that we'd never, ever, consider hitting a child, let alone our own.

Summed up, you are dirt, you can only insult women and trying and play on women's insecurities, like I said in the audioblog, I am honestly afraid for your children, all those steroids and testosterone must really build up for you to have to attack them to feel superior over someone on this planet.

Good luck Surreal, I hope you and your 12 friends enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, we'll be moving on to other things now, I fully expect you to keep posting about me, that's great, more people to see my lovely blog!

To everyone else who doesn't beat their children reading this, sorry about the continued assault on Surreal, I promise he's done now and I'm sure the next blog will be full of many more Lulz, as I always said, I felt I had to get the vilest person out of the way first, now it's smooth sailing! 

... Should be fun to see how many other people get a blog to defend themselves, I personally would love to read a Harrison Digfoot blog. 

Until next time!

What rhymes with guy and can also mean a person who likes to sleep with both sexes?

Surreal's dad.

Additional Shit

Just some feedback from one reader/listener about Surreal:

[09/03/2011 16:07:32] Drums™: So, having read both blogs, sum it up for me? What are your opinions?

[09/03/2011 16:11:07] Ami: Okay, well to me it's pretty obvious that this dude messed with lyric's chatlog. She doesn't even talk like that at all. Plus he's a fuckin fool for thinking avi's that are logged in the grid are actually controlled by their player at all times. I am logged in and passed the F out on several occasions as well, AS YOU KNOOWWW.  You never denied being a prick in SL, you even admitted you were just fecking around, and it is rather sad to see a middelaged man, tripping balls and opening a blog to ''defend'' himself.

[09/03/2011 16:12:17] Drums™: and about abusing his children and cheating on his real life partner with someone in SL?

[09/03/2011 16:14:22] Ami: SL is the reason for so many devorces and break -up's all throughout the world. It's pretty sad you cheating on real life pussy with a pixel one, but it disturbed me he pulled his kids online to hear about this shit. I really feel sorry for the kids. Daddy bragging about boinking some avi. They should push him down some stairs, man.

[09/03/2011 16:17:04] Ami: If your wife isn't exciting enough to devote your attention to, divorce and meet up with your illusion of a girlfriend. Probably less painfull to his family. The only one who will realize it's a bad decision is him.

Why don't you get the 'many MANY' people who want to talk shit about me and the Loon on your blog? Cause it's two people named Debbie the Dyke and 55TriplePedo? Me thinks so.