What have we been up to? Hanging out, the usual really, we had our 6th month anniversary, I got her a Banksy Canvas, Roses and she got me a pair of Dogtags. Quick funny story, we both got eachother another present, and we had no idea what the other was getting, no hints were given or anything, a couple of days before the anniversary, I said 'what would you do if we got eachother the same present?' and then as the days passed, it became apparent that we had infact got eachother a copy of Banksy's book 'Wall and Piece' (Buy it. It's funny, interesting and beautiful.). But yeah, apart from that, we haven't been up to much, Doctor Who season started so we've been watching that (and laughing at it!). Also, Lyric turned
But really, what I wanted to post this blog about was girls who think they can get to me through Lyric, just because you have a pair or jugs and a twat, doesn't mean Lyric will believe you if you throw together a poorly doctored conversation. In the past DAY, we've had TWO Doctored conversations, one from Eln Alter (A man who seems to enjoy being a woman on SL), who actually went as far as to edit the history on his viewer to try and hurt me through Lyric. Did it work? Nah, we figured it out then laughed about the big dirty creeper. The second one came from a girl who goes by the name of Cunundrum Aoi and yep, she is as retarded as her spelling of conundrum. This one occurred while I was, get this, ON SKYPE, to Lyric, apparently, I had a full fledged conversation with her while talking to Lyric. This girl proved how slow in the head she is. Anyway, girls, guys, 55aaa, you must understand that nothing, absolutely nothing you do or say in your second life will cause Lyric to break up with me, the sooner you learn this the better, cause you look like a real twat when you do it.
I think I'll leave this one short, well, short for me. Thankyou for all your view and comments.
Oh and for the people who asked 'Who's next?' well, I'm gonna get some feedback about this one from friends, but I will give you the options I'll give them:
Harrison 'Fuckin'' Digfoot - The Legend of a musician from Georgia who just wanted to feel loved, instead, he spent his entire Second Life being laughed at by... everyone.
Sammi 'Little bit more than backward' Niven - The story of misconception, how I took credit for 'killing' the Bear infohub, when in actuality, Sammi killed it by simply being herself there.
Nicola 'I'm white, I promise!' Ravinelli - The tragic tale of how a thirty-something mother and wife became corrupted by second life, cheating on her husband with any man that will give her the time of day. In her eyes, sadly, her kid barely exists.
So there you go, get back to me and tell me who you believe should be next for us to talk about.
SpaffOnYouLater
Trashmack Nordenskiold: HA'WAY MAN! WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MORE BLOGS DONE!?
Gillotine Sauber: lad im gay for your blog
RaeTae: yo callum, i been reading your blog and wanted you to do morreee they funny!
Surreal Skytower: *Pumps some weights.* Callum, you destroyed me, I admit it... me and Anya... *Punches kid in face.* are doing swimmingly, she's passive. *Flexes pecs.*
Daniel Metaluna: Just Read Your Blog!? Keep Pwning NËBS!!!!!!
CJ Lacombe: Your blog is as funny as anything, heh.
Debbie Platthy: eh callum i might have 350kids all on the wellfare but we all read your blog. brb while i make another alt to sneak into bear 'unrecognized' coz am debbeh plaffy an i fancy germans who fretten to hack ppl.
These are just a few of the comments I've received on Skype/SL, you've got to love it. :D
