We're gonna try a new way of doing things here. So let's do it.
1) Go here and read this: http://callumohmai.blogspot.com/ - If you find ANY of it funny (Not the pathetic misspellings or how pathetic the supposed married people are behind it, the actual content.) IM me and tell me on SL.
2) Allow me to lay out in bullet points the events of yesterday:
• Lyric and I got ourselves Pony's, I dressed as Pegasus from Hercules, Lyric was a Purple Unicorn. :D
• We visited our new gang of horse mates.
• Went to Zebrasil, told them to step up their games or we'd leave.
• Went back to the horses.
• Came back to Zebrasil.
• Found Arizona Draegonne & SaintCash Resident awkwardly flirting.
• Told Arizona to shutup cause she sounded like a 16 year old prostitute. She did.
• Argued with Cash for 45 mins. He repeated the same insults a good 20,000 times, all of them centering about the fact that Harold Romano told him I'm gay YET I apparently want to fuck Harold. For someone trying to say she's a woman in RL, she's not too good at it, is she?
• Told SaintCash to shutup once Bones & his Sidekick arrived. He did.
• Argued with Bones' sidekick for about 20 minutes. In those twenty minutes, I made her my bitch. Told her to get on mic, she did. Told her to get her husband on mic, she did. Told her to get Bones on mic, she did. Apparently, this woman who sounds like a posh wank but is rougher than a lorry driver's arsehole is married, but spends most of her time on SL. Who do we feel sorry for? Her husband or her? Which one isn't cutting the mustard? Her husband sounded like he'd been with more kids than John Wayne Gacy Jr.
• Laughed at the fact that Bones wouldn't get on mic cause his 'wife was watching something'. Is the big bad Bones a pussy whipped warrior? I thinks so.
• Signed off because they had been reduced to text chat. Before I left though, I noticed Bones' sidekick had posted a doctored picture of an asian and Lyric. Not one person laughed nor commented on it.
• Watched Hercules with Lyric before bed. BEST. MOVIE. EVER. :D
The point I'm trying to get across is that if your greatest insult is that I'm not in town on a Saturday night, yet you're the one who spends their Saturday night following that same 19 year old around Second Life like a puppy, it makes you a lot worse than me. Regardless of age. By the way, also, let me spell it out for you once more because you're really struggling with insults:
I HAVE ANXIETY
I don't know how else to put it. I'm not asian, nor am I gay, but I have something you CAN insult. USE IT!!! (I feel like I'm giving to Oxfam or Children In Need.)
BUT NONETHELESS, this will be the last post I give to Bones and his sidekick. Like I said, go the blog they created to spout lies and misspellings. To truly bury Bones, I have two things for you.
First
I want you to all just smile for me. Smile in the knowledge that you reading this, yes, you, don't look half as bad as Bones.
Always makes me smile. :D
Second
Remember Surreal? WELL, seems like Bones has a LITTLE bit of a problem with women. I won't end this blog with my picture or a farewell message, I just want you to read this and know that if ANY of you fear Bones (don't see why you would) that you shouldn't. Because... well... LMAO:
*Lyric was on voice, Bones was in IM.*
[2011/06/20 18:36] TheReta Resident: how is it gonna work out for u
[2011/06/20 18:36] TheReta Resident: to make blogs
[2011/06/20 18:37] Lyric Loon: you must have really raged
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: this is whats gonna happen in caslte valeria
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: bear
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: oh no this is alot of fun
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: ur mic got stuck on
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: i heard your frustration
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: no
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: lol
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: this is it
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: who
[2011/06/20 18:37] TheReta Resident: lol
[2011/06/20 18:38] TheReta Resident: this is ur sl
[2011/06/20 18:38] TheReta Resident: who
[2011/06/20 18:38] TheReta Resident: bones?
[2011/06/20 18:38] TheReta Resident: lol
[2011/06/20 18:38] TheReta Resident: well this is ur sl
[2011/06/20 18:38] TheReta Resident: i hope u enjoy this
[2011/06/20 18:38] TheReta Resident: no im bones we can go with tthat
[2011/06/20 18:39] TheReta Resident: its not worth it
[2011/06/20 18:39] TheReta Resident: to write blogs and go thru this is it?
[2011/06/20 18:39] TheReta Resident: well where is callumm
[2011/06/20 18:39] TheReta Resident: i mean you really want to stoop to low
[2011/06/20 18:39] TheReta Resident: this is it
[2011/06/20 18:39] TheReta Resident: i have plenty of time
[2011/06/20 18:39] TheReta Resident: i know what time u and callum hang out on sl
[2011/06/20 18:40] TheReta Resident: your man fucks around on you lol
[2011/06/20 18:40] TheReta Resident: whos sad
[2011/06/20 18:40] TheReta Resident: he does
[2011/06/20 18:40] TheReta Resident: u know he does
[2011/06/20 18:40] TheReta Resident: ur the one who werite blogs lol
[2011/06/20 18:40] TheReta Resident: thats sad
[2011/06/20 18:40] TheReta Resident: ah no im not im not even in it
[2011/06/20 18:40] TheReta Resident: i just dont like fags like u
[2011/06/20 18:41] TheReta Resident: yes i dont
[2011/06/20 18:41] TheReta Resident: i got oggen to quit
[2011/06/20 18:41] TheReta Resident: well this is ur sl
[2011/06/20 18:41] TheReta Resident: ur not all that hun
[2011/06/20 18:42] TheReta Resident: no callum is cheating on u
[2011/06/20 18:42] TheReta Resident: he always has
[2011/06/20 18:42] TheReta Resident: everyonbe knows
[2011/06/20 18:42] TheReta Resident: all u have to do is be a girl and he is on it
[2011/06/20 18:42] TheReta Resident: you are the only one stupid enough to talk to the guy
[2011/06/20 18:42] TheReta Resident: oh come now
[2011/06/20 18:42] TheReta Resident: u know he does
[2011/06/20 18:43] TheReta Resident: he fucked ariona for gods sake
[2011/06/20 18:43] TheReta Resident: he fucked her
[2011/06/20 18:43] TheReta Resident: and jacked off
[2011/06/20 18:43] TheReta Resident: oh so u must be special
[2011/06/20 18:43] TheReta Resident: probably
[2011/06/20 18:43] TheReta Resident: oh he is fucking around
[2011/06/20 18:44] TheReta Resident: no he fuckes around
[2011/06/20 18:44] TheReta Resident: why you wanna stoop to his level
[2011/06/20 18:44] TheReta Resident: actually pout ur voice
[2011/06/20 18:44] TheReta Resident: on negative blogs
[2011/06/20 18:44] TheReta Resident: when ur rl is open
[2011/06/20 18:45] TheReta Resident: what if someone sends a acrastra u wanna play with these negative blogs
[2011/06/20 18:45] TheReta Resident: oh i have ur ip hun
[2011/06/20 18:45] TheReta Resident: ochrestra
[2011/06/20 18:45] TheReta Resident: they will not hire u
[2011/06/20 18:45] TheReta Resident: i will make sure they get your voice
[2011/06/20 18:45] TheReta Resident: negatively speaking of people
[2011/06/20 18:46] TheReta Resident: u will be fired
[2011/06/20 18:46] TheReta Resident: yeh they will fire u
[2011/06/20 18:46] TheReta Resident: u will see
[2011/06/20 18:46] TheReta Resident: i hope u do keep taling
[2011/06/20 18:46] TheReta Resident: yes
[2011/06/20 18:46] TheReta Resident: neive lil girl
[2011/06/20 18:47] TheReta Resident: im typing fast i do not need to worry about spelling im getting my point across fine
[2011/06/20 18:47] TheReta Resident: you havent plaed for one yet hin
[2011/06/20 18:47] TheReta Resident: you really wanna risk
[2011/06/20 18:48] TheReta Resident: so what ones have u played with
[2011/06/20 18:48] TheReta Resident: which ones
[2011/06/20 18:48] TheReta Resident: tell me more
[2011/06/20 18:48] TheReta Resident: ur not worried
[2011/06/20 18:48] TheReta Resident: oh im just warning u
[2011/06/20 18:48] TheReta Resident: im tryong to be nice
[2011/06/20 18:48] TheReta Resident: no i did crash u
[2011/06/20 18:48] TheReta Resident: and where is ur boyfriend lol
[2011/06/20 18:48] TheReta Resident: and u are talking to me and u dont evben know whoi i am
[2011/06/20 18:49] TheReta Resident: explaining urself
[2011/06/20 18:49] TheReta Resident: can bones do this
[2011/06/20 18:49] TheReta Resident: well thats good
[2011/06/20 18:49] TheReta Resident: i like bones
[2011/06/20 18:49] TheReta Resident: cause this is ur sl
[2011/06/20 18:49] TheReta Resident: lol
[2011/06/20 18:50] TheReta Resident: ur man likes guys btw
[2011/06/20 18:50] TheReta Resident: he hits on men
[2011/06/20 18:50] TheReta Resident: he has 2 sides
[2011/06/20 18:50] TheReta Resident: he hit on myu friend once
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: wanted to go on skype and jack off
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: he is gay
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: no
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: no
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: lol
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: he is gay
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: he is really gay
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: he sucked a mans penis
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: ask him if he sucked a penis
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: in rl
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: ask him
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: he is gay
[2011/06/20 18:51] TheReta Resident: really gay
- As of now, Lyric is still waiting for her life to be ruined by Boner.-
*IM with Becca Alderton, who merely asked why Bones was trying to crash everyone. The 'You' is Becca. I kept it to keep the integrity of the IM, I'm sure if you ask Becca if this is real, she'll be more than happy to confirm.*
[14:12:08] Bones (knochens): oh u want in do you
[14:12:09] Bones (knochens): welcome lol
[14:14:21] You: i dont see y ppl should be crashed when there not involv ed
[14:14:55] You: so giving ppls heads up
[14:15:12] Bones (knochens): shut your mouth or we will come after you
[14:15:13] Bones (knochens): got that
[14:15:44] You: wtf
[14:16:02] You: is thatwot u do make threats
[14:16:52] You: see u act like i give a shit
[14:17:14] Bones (knochens): no
[14:17:20] Bones (knochens): we follow them out
[14:18:10] Bones (knochens): why open your mouth
[14:19:13] You: y crash whole sim
[14:19:40] You: if u wanna fight fight fair just makes u look like yr running
[14:20:39] Bones (knochens): we dont play by any rules
[14:20:42] Bones (knochens): not like callum
[14:20:44] Bones (knochens): we will get your rl
[14:20:52] Bones (knochens): we will send pizza to your house
[14:21:09] Bones (knochens): shit in bags and post them to you
[14:21:14] You: grow the fuck up
[14:22:12] Bones (knochens): hhahahahahahahha would you like sweetcorn in yours
[14:22:55] You: if u got time to do that u need to get a life
[14:24:03] Bones (knochens): says you online 24/7
[14:24:10] Bones (knochens): least my sl is fun
[14:25:08] You: okk
[14:25:50] You: hey tell ya wot heres a clue im london
[14:26:08] You: look forward to to pizza
[14:27:48] Bones (knochens): dont be too cocky
[14:28:01] Bones (knochens): i know where callum lives already
[14:28:29] You: ummm i dont live wih calu
[14:30:27] You: so wheres he live ten
[14:30:33] You: wheres he from
[14:31:33] You: hmmmm no comment huh
[14:32:04] You: taps foot waitnig for info
[14:32:19] Bones (knochens): lol
[14:32:39] You: lol ok
-As of now, Becca is still waiting for her Pizza from Boner.-
One question... where's my Pizza?
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